Interamnia | The Queer Alternative to Kajabi
“If I were the universe and I was looking at me - this person with these skills, these resources, these abilities, these connections—what would I want me to do to make the universe a better place?” - Kieran, creator of Interamnia
What a beautiful way to think about a “niche.” Not a box, not a limitation, but the great work that YOU specifically are skilled and ready to do.
Kieran recently shared this thought with me while reflecting on their transformation inside of Client Siren.
When they joined, they thought they needed to become more consistent.
They needed to post more. Make more YouTube videos. Become more visible. Keep repeating the message. Try harder to grow the Human Design and astrology business they had already built.
But the deeper problem wasn’t that they weren’t promoting the work enough. They actually didn't need to get ~more visible~
The work they were trying to promote no longer contained all of them.
Despite their years of spiritual study, something about the business felt limiting. The message wasn’t fully alive for them anymore, and continuing to sell it began to feel like performing a version of themselves to attract clients.
As they described it:
“It just felt fake at a certain point. It felt like I had to perform this version of myself to attract clients and get people to come into my world.”
What they actually needed wasn’t another content strategy.
They needed permission to look beyond the identity they had already built and ask what their complete constellation of skills, experiences, fascinations, frustrations, and abilities might be preparing them to create.
Because they aren't only an astrologer and Human Design educator.
They are also a wildly talented software engineer with years of experience building and leading complex technical systems.
They understood product design, education, sales, marketing, customer experience, and the frustrations spiritual business owners face while trying to piece together expensive, complicated, marketing-bro technology.
Inside Client Siren, a seemingly random side quest began calling to them:
Could I build a better platform for myself?
That question becameInteramnia - an intentional business platform for spiritual practitioners and values-led entrepreneurs. (imagine a witchy, astro aligned Kajabi or Teachable… for instance)
When they began demonstrating the first version, the response was immediate.
“The first five or six demos I did were literally just, ‘shut up and take my money.’”
They went from pouring energy into a membership generating $177 a month and trying to become more consistent with work they had outgrown…
…to creating an original software platform that people immediately asked to pay for. That already has dozens of paying members.
That's SIREN energy, babes.
This is what can happen when we stop assuming every client-attraction problem requires more content, more discipline, or more visibility just because.
Sometimes people aren’t responding because you’re attempting to market one fragment of your brilliance while leaving the most distinctive parts of you outside the business.
Sometimes your body of work lives at the intersection of experiences you haven’t thought to connect yet.
Sometimes your next signature offer begins as the side quest you can’t stop thinking about.
And sometimes consistency becomes infinitely easier when you finally find the work that creates its own current through you.
“After Client Siren, it’s really just about letting the work flow. It’s about getting out of the way and allowing the universe to use me as a vessel to create what needs to be created.”
This is one of the reasons my spaces work differently from traditional business coaching.
I am not here to hand you my business model and teach you how to replicate the exact strategies that worked for me.
I’m not going to tell every person in the room to choose the same niche, use the same funnel, sell the same kind of offer, or follow a prewritten path toward somebody else’s definition of success.
Because your business cannot become magnetic while it is cosplaying as someone else’s.
As Kieran shared:
“The biggest thing that stands out is that you’re helping people figure out who they are. It’s never about, ‘Here’s what I’m doing…do exactly what I’m doing.’”
My work is part brand oracle, part mirror, part grounded business strategy.
I help you look backward at the patterns already woven throughout your life and work. I see the larger world connecting the ideas that may still feel scattered to you. Then, together, we give that vision positioning, language, offers, structure, and a pathway for clients to enter it.
We pull the vision out of the ether and give it sacred foundations.
Because a brilliant idea is not enough on its own. Your people still need to understand what you do, why it matters, how it helps them, what they can buy, and where their relationship with your work can go next.
Client Siren is where we bring those pieces together.
Over four months, you’ll uncover the strongest signal already living within your body of work…and give that signal the strategic structure to become a distinct brand, signature offer ecosystem, and repeatable pathway toward steady clients and consistent future $5k months.
You'll be invited to bring together…
☆ the experiences that have shaped you
☆ the skills that feel almost too natural to count
☆ the ideas, desires, and frustrations you can’t leave alone
☆ the work you may have already outgrown
☆ the patterns quietly connecting everything you’ve created
☆ the transformation only you are uniquely equipped to lead
☆ how to turn that transformation into a signature offer or specialty service
☆ how people discover you, build a relationship with your ideas, become clients, and continue growing inside your world
You’ll begin with a private 90-minute brand and offer audit with me so we can identify what is muddying your signal, clarify the deeper direction of your work, and choose the most important focus for our four months together.
You’ll then receive monthly lessons, intimate mastermind conversations, Q&A hot seats, coworking, community support, and close access to my perspective as you apply the work.
In our final month, you’ll have the opportunity to develop or refine a offer or specialty service and bring it into the world through a supported launch or promotional campaign…with my eyes on your positioning, messaging, content, invitations, and sales strategy.
You’ll also receive Launch Potion, my complete launch program valued at $888, to help you put your work in front of the people it was created to serve.
This is not a passive course where you collect another stack of lessons and remain exactly where you started.
It is an intimate activation space for people who are ready to get to work, experiment, be seen, receive feedback, and allow their business to evolve.
You do not need to arrive with every detail figured out
You do need to arrive willing to question what is no longer working, trust the ideas that keep returning, and build the structure capable of holding the work that wants to emerge through you.
As this Client Siren shared:
“You can’t copy and paste somebody else’s business into your life and expect it to work. What you’re going to get is actually a business that is your authentic vibration, your authentic radiation - instead of trying to cosplay as a copy-and-paste version of somebody else.”
You may enter Client Siren believing you need a clearer message, stronger offers, or a better strategy for attracting clients.
You will receive all of that.
But you may also discover that the business trying to emerge through you is larger, stranger, more natural, and more powerful than the one you have been trying so hard to make work.
“You will be surprised at who you come out as on the other side," Kieran said.
Client Siren begins in August, and doors close 8/8. Four spots remain.
Your first lesson arrives 8/11, followed by our meet and greet, group mastermind, and coworking hour later in the month. A schedule survey will be sent so our live sessions can be shaped around the people inside the room, and replays will be available.
If your current business feels like it only contains one fragment of you, this may be your invitation to stop forcing that fragment to work harder.
Bring me the scattered ideas. The half-formed offer. The side quest that won’t leave you alone. The skills you’ve never known how to connect. The vision that feels too large to explain.
We will find the signal inside all of it - and build the brand, offer, and client-attraction ecosystem capable of carrying it.
Interamnia (interamnia.io) is a powerful all-in-one platform for astrologers and intuitives, handling everything you need to smoothly run your spiritual service business online or in person. From astrologically-aware scheduling (block off void moons, retrograde events, or whole moon signs), to an integrated client portal with courses, memberships, digital products, the platform is designed so you can keep all of your data and energy to one aligned platform, so you can focus on your magick. With inclusive pricing and thoughtful touches throughout the application, Interamnia is built on the belief that your clients are the core of your practice, and treats them as humans rather than as marketing leads.
Get a 30 day free trial at https://interamnia.io/?ref=CAPTOLIA-ONLINE
And don’t forget to head over to YouTube, where I interviewed Kieran about their incredible journey from developing software for Starbucks to founding their own witchy business platform. We go deep into their Client Siren transformation, the unexpected side quest that became Interamnia, the entrepreneurial magick of following what feels alive, and what can happen when you finally bring the full constellation of your skills into your work. It is such a powerful, insightful conversation ☆
