Client siren
the mini-mind where your brand becomes the spell that sells.
A 4 month group experience for service providers & spiritual entrepreneurs to activate your magnetic presence, clarify your brand essence, and attract steady, aligned clients — without pushing, forcing, or blending in.
Doors open in November and the program officially begins the first week of January 2026. spaces are limited
imagine this…
Your dream customer lands on your profile and decides that they want YOU far before you actually sell them anything.
They reach your feed and it stops them in their tracks. They browse around, tap into your energy and your free content, and they just KNOW they want to work with you as their coach…teacher… healer… mentor… reader…service provider…
You’re their fckn person.
It’s your radiant authenticity that compels them…
It’s the way you embody your truth and your teachings…
It’s the way your message speaks right to their souls…
It’s your vibe. Your frequency. Your essence. Your aesthetic. Your energy.
It’s your brand that enchants and sells for you…
Before you ever launch anything at all.
So they jump at opportunities to step into your world.
Ready for alllll of the potent magick and transformation you provide…
And they show up, eager AF, for every.single.thing you create.
This is a reality that is possible for you! And it’s the reality of many of the incredible sacred service providers, creators, and entreprenurs who’ve walked through my doors.
This is the power of creating an archetypal, strategically positioned brand (even in the most saturated industries)
You ready?! It’s time to become a Client Siren.
PROOF OF MAGIC
when your brand becomes archetypally aligned and powerfully positioned, the world can’t look away.
these are some of the real transformations from witches, creators, and entrepreneurs who’ve worked with me across a variety of programs to clarify their essence, refine their brand, and become icons in their industries.
🪞 the Magician’s Touch
angelica cresci — magician / lover / ruler
from 300 → 4,000+ followers, fully booked readings, $35k in 5 months, and a $10k launch.
“Captolia alchemized my business from nearly the ground up... I feel financially free for the first time in my life. I was a BABY biz witch when I found Captolia's magick and she kindly assisted me in growing my biz to the thriving, growing, and steady business it is today.”
espen artio — sage / lover
quit their restaurant job, built a sucessful & sustainable spirit-mentorship practice, and called in more than $15k with one launch and 100+ new students
“I am really stoked that Ive been able to communicate about my work clearly online so folks already in my sphere were able to step into deeper relationship with me, which created stability around my work & business. Im so, so honored & excited that I get to do this full time now after many years doing it part time!”
melinda lim — ruler / magician
from 400 → 1,000+ followers, viral visibility, $10k launch, five-figure week, and global recognition as The Legal Witch.
“It feels so aligned that people are recognizing my work by me just radiating my power! Captolia believed in me before I did… now I trust my power, and my clients do too.”
👑 the Ruler’s Rise
janine james — ruler / lover / magician
grew her following 200%, sold her most expensive offer, and embodied her brand completely.
“I have become my brand. I have fully embodied the energy of a magic-making, romantic, sensual, powerhouse woman.”
sterling moon — sage / creator / ruler
grew her income 300%, left her day job, and launched Sterling Moon Divination Academy and a published book.
“Working with Captolia helped me own my power. I stopped hiding behind my tarot cards and finally showed up as me.”
the eckharts — magician / ruler / outlaw
from séance hosts to celebrity occultists featured in Cosmopolitan, Coast to Coast, and Yahoo News — doubled their income and launched luxury castle retreats.
“She moved our perception of what we could become from fantasy to reality.”
🌹 the Lover’s Magnetism
tifani true love — magician / lover / creator
sold out her first launch in pre-launch ($10k cash), gained 400+ followers, and built a social temple of devotion.
“My social media now feels like a magical temple. I know my direction — I have a compass now.”
chelsea — creator / magician / ruler
from self-doubt to viral success: +4,000 followers in weeks, fully expressed online, and booked solid.
“Captolia waved her magic wand and now I’m shining.”
frankie simmons — disruptor / caregiver
rebuilt from scratch to 260k+ on TikTok, 11.5k on IG, fully booked business, and financial ease.
“Being able to own that my brand of love comes with a protective fire and zero tolerance for bullshit gave me permission to actually say what I feel exactly how I feel it. I definitely have more money in the bank than I’ve ever had before, but what feels the biggest is how easily that money found ME, once I was surrounded by MY people!”
🌿 the Sage , Healer, Explorer
emily anderson — innocent / caregiver
found joy in social media again, built a loyal community, and was voted Best Yoga Studio in Pittsburgh.
“Captolia challenged my scarcity mindset and invited me to dream more abundantly.”
samara kasai — caregiver / sage / explorer
turned a near-closed business into Moody & Magnetic, a $14k-launch signature program and thriving healing brand.
“Captolia helped me see the cozy heart of my brand and build from there.”
dianne nolan — nurturer / creator / hero
transformed her visibility fears into public recognition, landed speaking opportunities, and began transitioning to an international business.
“You truly are an essence activator. my business wouldn’t be growing like this without your magic.”
hope carpenter — sage / caregiver / outlaw
from 1k → 4k on IG (now 600k plus) + 11.5k on TikTok, sold-out mentorships, and became a leader for other psychics.
“You taught me not to dull myself down. now I have an enthusiastic community watching my every move.”
Noemi Christoph - Explorer
“I had 45 people book my tarot course based on my explorer archetype!”
You’ve proven your magic works … now it’s time for it to work for you.
You’ve built something. You’ve had clients. You’ve proven your magic works. You’ve put in the time, devoted yourself to your craft, amd built some real expertise. You know your work is juuuust as good (or even better) than the folks who seem to at “the top”!
But you want more … more consistency, more recognition, more flow.
You’re tired of hustling for every sale. You’re ready for the kind of brand energy that BRINGS CLIENTS TO YOU.
You want to stop blending in with “everyone else” and start standing in your signature frequency - that authentic, magnetic energy that turns casual scrollers into instant superfans.
And you want to refine the flow - your offers, your customer journey, the way new clients discover you and stay in your orbit. You’re craving that sacred structure: a lead-generation ritual that calls people in, keeps them close, and naturally moves them deeper into your world.
That’s what we do here.
THIS IS FOR YOU IF...
♡ You’re a service provider (coach, healer, reader, beauty industry babe, creator, biz witch or otherwise service provider) who’s had some success - but your growth has plateaued or just isn’t where you know in your heart it could be
♡ You’re ready to become the go-to in your niche instead of another name in the scroll.
♡ You’re done overthinking your content, undercharging your work, and doubting your impact.
♡ You want your marketing to feel like you again - magnetic, consistent, and alive.
♡ You crave a supportive circle of entrepreneurs who get it and are rising with you.
♡ You don’t align with trad “boss-babe” or bro marketing rules and want to find a way of doing business that actually feels like you -intuitive, magnetic, sustainable, and rooted in your own rhythm instead of someone else’s formula.
WHAT YOU GET
✩ Private 90-minute private brand audit + brand aura reading with me (captolia)
To kick off our time together, we’ll start with a deep dive audit of your brand, marketing, offers, and energetic frequency. I’ll give you highly psychic + strategic insight on what’s aligned, what’s blocking visibility, and how to strengthen your magnetic presence. I’ll help you clarify your unique “it factor.” And you’ll leave with clear direction and an actionable plan rooted in your brand’s unique archetypal energy.
✩ 2 mastermind calls per month (8 total) over FOUR months
group calls where you’ll refine your message, clarify your niche, and strengthen your offer suite & customer journey … guided by me and amplified by your cohort.
✩ monthly co-working hour (4 total)
a live ritual of action — create, implement, and integrate with real-time support and accountability as you build momentum month by month.
✩ group telegram chat
continuous support for all 4 months - stay inspired, brainstorm, share wins, and connect with your fellow client sirens in between calls.
✩ BONUS: immediate access to LAUNCH POTION
my renowned course on building your offer suite, creating client-magnetizing content, and launching with ease. learn to create recurring revenue and consistent cash flow — sustainably.
✩ UPGRADE: THE PRIVATE SIREN ($2222)
includes everything above plus private Telegram access with me for 4 months and 2 additional 1:1 sessions for direct coaching, energetic attunement, and personalized brand strategy.
our four month journey
✩ MONTH 1 - CLARITY & AUDIT (THE AWAKENING)
get radically honest about your brand’s current frequency. we’ll identify what’s aligned, what’s leaking energy, and what’s ready to evolve. walk away with crystal-clear direction, defined archetypes, and a magnetic brand foundation.
✩ MONTH 2 - POSITIONING & AUTHORITY (THE ACTIVATION)
step into your archetypal leadership. refine your voice, elevate your message, and own your niche. this is where you stop competing with others and start being known for your work.
✩ MONTH 3 - ECOSYSTEM BUILDING (THE STRUCTURE)
in this month you’ll learn the art of sirenesque selling - calling people INTO your orbit. you’ll design your sacred customer journey — from lead to loyal client. map out your offers, funnels, and lead-generation ritual so your business becomes a living ecosystem that brings clients in and keeps them close.
✩ MONTH 4 - RECOGNITION & VISIBILITY (THE BLOOM)
it’s time to be seen. dissolve your visibility wounds, open to recognition, and receive validation (from others and your SELF!), clients, and support. create your visibility plan — PR, collabs, features, and content that amplifies your new frequency. this is your recognition era — where you finally get seen for the power you’ve always held.
***this isn’t a “watch-the-modules-and-hope-it-clicks” kind of program. for four months, I’ll be in the trenches with you - helping you apply what we uncover in your audit, refine your offers and messaging, and take aligned action in real time***
WHAT YOU’LL WALK AWAY WITH
✩ a brand that feels and functions like a magnet — authentic, irresistible, and rooted in your true essence
✩ a clear niche, message, and archetypal identity that positions you as the one in your field
✩ a streamlined offer suite and client journey that create consistent, recurring revenue
✩ a repeatable lead-generation ritual that keeps new clients flowing in
✩ more confidence in being fully, publicly seen online
✩ supportive community, sustainable systems, and momentum that doesn’t fade
program pricing
BIPOC PRICE
$1111
Private brand audit with Captolia to kickoff the experience
Group telegram for 4 months
Launch Potion instant access
REGULAR PRICE
$1444
4 month group minimind experience
Private brand audit with Captolia to kickoff the experience
Group telegram for 4 months
Launch Potion instant access
VIP UPGRADE
$1888
Includes everything listed plus 2 bonus private sessions and private telegram chat with Cap for 4 months
meet your brand mentor
Captolia Eaton is a brand strategist, psychic intuitive, and the headmistress of WITCH & FAMOUS Brand Visibility and Marketing School. She’s helped hundreds of witches, healers, and creative entrepreneurs clarify their brand identities, attract aligned clients, and turn their online presence into thriving, soul-led businesses.
her clients describe her as “enchanting,” “funny,” “a projector who sees everything,” and “a priestess of transformation.” her strategies work: from $10k launches and 10k followers gained in months, to fully booked practices and six-figure years.
she believes your brand is a spell — and she’s here to help you cast it clearly.